1. coffeepeople:

    if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

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  2. dogmobile:

    Fall 2014 fashion: Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird

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  3. punkrockmerman:

    jamestmccoy:

    weloveshortvideos:

    He wasn’t ready… 

    I’VE WATCHED THIS 18 FUCKIN TIMES AND I HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S BETTER THE NOISE OR THE FUCKING LOOK HE GIVES

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  4. tigersdrinktea:

    “Blow minds, not dudes” 

    Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!

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You got a problem?

    unamusedsloth:

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    turntechgodisc:

    warpedlamp:

    turntechgodisc:

    everyone who reblogs this post will live forever

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    and say goodbye to aging

    I am skeptical.

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  7. organic-vibesx:

    WOW DO YOU EVER REALIZE HOW BAD OF A FRIEND SOMEONE IS LIKE WOAH YOU’RE A HORRIBLE FUCKING PERSON 

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  8. There are two reasons why people don’t talk about things; either it doesn’t mean anything to them, or it means everything
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  9. twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

    thepreciousthing:

    adire-adire:

    victorysunshine:

    goldfish-kisses:

    geek-in-a-box:

    martiemcfly:

    WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

    LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

    BUT BIGGER

    WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

    theme parks. just. theme parks.

    but u have to pay for theme parks

    that’s the adult part

    son of a bitch

    ladies and gentlemen, behold

    the St. Louis City Museum:

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  10. Years ago I learned a very cool thing about Robin Williams, and I couldn’t watch a movie of his afterward without thinking of it. I never actually booked Robin Williams for an event, but I came close enough that his office sent over his rider. For those outside of the entertainment industry, a rider lists out an artist’s specific personal and technical needs for hosting them for an event, anything from bottled water and their green room to sound and lighting requirements. You can learn a lot about a person from their rider. This is where rocks bands list their requirement for green M&Ms (which is actually a surprisingly smart thing to do). This is also where a famous environmentalist requires a large gas-guzzling private jet to fly to the event city, but then requires an electric or hybrid car to take said environmentalist to the event venue when in view of the public.
    When I got Robin Williams’ rider, I was very surprised by what I found. He actually had a requirement that for every single event or film he did, the company hiring him also had to hire a certain number of homeless people and put them to work. I never watched a Robin Williams movie the same way after that. I’m sure that on his own time and with his own money, he was working with these people in need, but he’d also decided to use his clout as an entertainer to make sure that production companies and event planners also learned the value of giving people a chance to work their way back. I wonder how many production companies continued the practice into their next non-Robin Williams project, as well as how many people got a chance at a job and the pride of earning an income, even temporarily, from his actions. He was a great multiplier of his impact. Let’s hope that impact lives on without him. Thanks, Robin Williams- not just for laughs, but also for a cool example.
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  11. stephaniealive:

    alecats:

    books are just dead tattoed trees

    That’s metal as fuck

    Reblogged from: trust
  12. thesassycat:

    thesassycat:

    thesassycat:

    thesassycat:

    I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

    wtf I just made that post

    oh wait that is my post

    I havent slept in 2 days

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    • me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
    • me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours
    Reblogged from: joshpeck
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